February 2012
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Daphne and Velma don't like their Boyfriends.
So once upon a time I liked to pregame with FourLoko. For those of you who don’t know what FourLoko is, it’s best described as drunk in a can. Now that we’re up to speed on that; once upon another time I had to meet some DJ’s down at the bar I had been bar tending at for the last 4 months. I drank half a can of the drunk juice before walking out the door. I could feel...
January 2012
2 posts
I've one rule I live by.
I’ve one rule I live by: never go on a date to a gun range. I don’t care how hot she is.[1]Run. Seriously. Below I’ve created a list of bad date ideas to help you weed out any potential hazards to your health or sanity.
Any movie. One or both of us aren’t paying attention. No, I don’t want to explain the last 140 minutes of this 150 minute film.
Church. Sorry...
Nightmares
Hey! What’s the story?[1]Good talk. [2] So, let me tell you about this work of fiction and clearly a nightmare I had last night. In said horror story, I had a heart felt narrative (My dreams are in the format of movies, usually.) following the story of an Exgirlfriend (a blonde, duh.) contracting cancer. Here’s the cliffnotes ‘cause it was a horrible story: Hot blonde gets...
May 2010
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